Happy birthday from a fellow Canadian. Since everyone should smile on their birthday, here is a Canadian joke for you.
Canada had the opportunity to have American know how, British politics and French cooking.
Instead it got American cooking, British know how, and French politics!
And here is an American joke that is particularly appropriate given where you're from.
Many years ago two Americans were riding a train across Canada. It stopped at a station, and one asked the other to lean out the window and as where they were. He did, and got the answer, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan". He leaned back in and said, "How cute. They don't speak English!"
