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I'm a lion, rawr!

You push the door open. It doesn't creak at all.

>enter

White Room This is a comfortably cluttered room. Cluttered with bookshelves, mostly. To one side is a large desk, on which a computer squats regally. A lumpy couch is the only other furniture of note.

Beside the computer is a small glass box.

Resting on the couch, and snoring in a manner which you suspect infringes copyrights owned by several local earthquakes, is a huge genie. Honest.

>eat the genie (first taking the genie) I don't suppose the genie would care for that.

>eat the computer (first taking the computer) That's hardly portable.

>eat the glass box (first taking the small glass box) That's plainly inedible.

>eat all the books You can't use multiple objects with that verb.



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