I don't much care for PHP, always using perl in the old days when given the choice, but I sure do wish the PHP I've had to work with over the years looked like this.

I don't even care how it works yet, just looking at how well its laid out makes me feel like I can figure it out without much trouble. The comments and variable names alone start to draw me into the "story" as soon as I pop open a file.

We don't say it enough to each other. Well done.