Ha-ha! That guy likes coffee with a bunch of stuff to disguise the bitter flavor. Anything he has to say is completely invalid and also my tastes are better than his.
Isn't it awesome feeling superior to people ha-ha!
Spotted the "venti non-fat 180 degrees vanilla latte with two equals, extra squirt of vanilla, and whipped cream" ordering hipster.
Just drink it black, it's infinitely better. Yes I am saying this objectively. Buy a hot chocolate and take a caffeine pill if you're going to make such an avante garde order.
Isn't it awesome feeling superior to people ha-ha!