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Recently I made an argument to a buddy of mine that US should continue the drone program, but instead of bombs, drop on people chocolate bars in a shape of the American flag (weather permitting, in hotter climates we might have to opt for other patriotically shaped treats). It's cheeper, and probably far more effective at making people like (or at least hate less) the United States.

This article is yet another example of idiotic foreign policy US has been pursuing lately.



We already drop food -- MREs, essentially, whose meat entrees have been replaced with a variety of heavily leguminous, thus protein-rich, entrees intended to be compatible with almost all religious dietary restrictions. They're called "humanitarian daily rations", which isn't as cannibalistic as it sounds, and they're decorated with American propaganda -- the packaging says "Food Gift from the People of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" and the like.

People whose nations we've occupied, though, unaccountably fail to love us even though we help feed them. Perhaps you're right, and it's just a question of sugar content.


Or we could drop little stuffed drone dolls, so kids could grow up with their very own pet drone and not be scared by them. Pretty soon the kids will have nothing but endearing things to say about their friends in the sky.

"My pet drone watches over me as I sleep..."


>...kids could grow up with their very own pet drone and not be scared by them. Pretty soon the kids will have nothing but endearing things to say about their friends in the sky.

Hey, they are not "stuffed" but apart from that this idea sounds pretty much like what they are doing right now in the US: Military drones are made as toys for children.

http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Metal-Tailwinds-Predator-Drone/d...


To be fair, toys modelled on real military equipment, like tin soldiers and airfix models, have been around for at least a hundred years.


Much as the dolls that little girls play with predate the emergence of humanity (girl chimpanzees care for sticks as if they were babies), it seems safe to say that toys based on weapons have been around for tens of thousands of years at least.


Alternatively, one can drop bomblets that resemble toys, as the Soviets did in Afghanistan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PFM-1


By made this argument you really mean stole a Bill Hicks bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOMDMWzhO9k


An, go figure, smart people think alike :)




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