Neckbeards are heavily recommended for 22 year old metal musicians and fixed gear riders, actually. Mercury, hmm, that's like being a clean, dylan, mozart/Oz, miranda, or maybe modern Eiffel programmer, or having a unicorn in your backyard
But i'm also a metal musician (guitar) but not 22 (since a long time :)... And Mercury yeah that's my fondness for Prolog (ducking) and Haskell combined. Shame it's not more famous; it's very nice language imho. (I'm not telling you about Einhorn though, that's a secret)
