That would be nice, but the atheist would die.

Part of the reason atheists give a shit about what religious idiots say is that not too long ago they were burning us at the stake.

Everyone should chill out and have a beer by the beach. Unless you are in the US, where that's illegal.

This varies considerably. I can assure you as a USian that I regularly chill out and have a beer by the beach. :)

Though we do also have "family friendly" beaches where you can only have alcohol in areas around the beach, not on the beach itself.