Mr. Gackle, you're a credit to yourself, and a hero to the rest of us.

I did something pretty lazy by taking the poster's recent submissions, seeing if they were posted to lobste.rs earlier, and how often.

Here's an slightly updated version of the stochastic parrrot excrement code I gave to a sibling thread: https://pastebin.com/gFgBVkC4

Fwiw you're giving no credence to the theory espoused here that you don't actually read every post.