So, what magic thing would convince you if not the UN, and if you do not respect the people who live in Estonia? I may be off base here, but you sound like a specific someone our people call vatnik. Maybe you'll only be happy if we all just call ourselves Russia.

Finland can into Nordic because it was part of Sweden for 600 years, all the rest all share a tight language family.

You on the other hand can't point to common language, have a paltry 70 years as part of a nordic country, and are literally across a sea. Nothing for it, you need to engineer a breakup of the continental plate and ship your bit across the sea my dude.

Nordic !== Northern. Educate yourself on the terms you use.

Dude, anyone can go and look at who are members of the Nordic council, you should try it.