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We always taught our kids that if you’re not five minutes early, you’re late.

One boy took it to heart and is very prompt.

The other, eh, not so much. He was almost late to his own wedding.



Technically speaking you can’t be late to your own wedding. If you’re not there, it isn’t your wedding. ;)




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