Urgent message! Do you have a moment for a quick call? [It's never quick.]
Urgent message! Hi $yourname.
Urgent message! Hi, so I hit this problem where this-and-this doesn't work. Here's an irrelevant part of the logs. We need to sort this before deployment tomorrow. [After couple of these, eventually your PM tells your team to stop fulfilling such requests from other teams, and instead first ask what the billing code for that is, or if they wouldn't rather file a Trac ticket.]
Urgent message! It's time to complete your annual anti-bribery training refresher.
Urgent message! It's World Mental Health Day, and we're rolling out a new employee health and wellbeing policy.
Urgent message! Don't click 'yes' if you're offered an OS upgrade, crowdstrike doesn't support the new version.
Urgent message! All employees are required to complete mandatory training on chair usage. Click here to get started now!
Urgent message! The production website is down, please join the conference call we'd like to ask you about query explain plans.
Urgent message! Would you recognise a phishing attempt? Take 5 minutes to run through this refresher training and keep our corporate data secure.
Urgent message! The lyon office squash club is looking for new members.
A professional needs a strategy to stay productive despite the noise, while not missing the occasional needles in the message haystack.