Please don't introduce extraneous grumps at the top level. It's not that you're wrong, it's just a poor starting point for conversation—especially for a Show HN.
Yes, yes they do. And they have high-pressure air wars and they short batteries through paper clips chains to see how hot they can get them. Kids still do stupid things, honest.
Hey now, if those paper clips were actually a short circuit then they wouldn't get hot.
Stupid was the kid who thought he'd try to catch the water balloon in a bucket, missed, and it hit him square in the crotch and bounced off unbroken. Ahh, FIRST hijinks.