Morning standup at a state-sponsored hacking organization…
Bob: A big round of applause to Fred and Jane for setting up that XZ back door! Boy that got us so much intel!
A round of polite clapping.
Bob: What’s your status, Igor?
Igor: Bah, my target is running web server on MS-DOS. I finally managed to hand craft 16 bit 8086 machine code exploit last night (mind you during Hacker News Hug of Death) and gain remote access to A: drive but it turns out secrets are actually hosted on Amiga 2000 on private LAN which I can ping but I don’t know 68k.
Bob: Fortunately we’re a state sponsored hacking organization so we have considerable resources. R.J., do you think you can help Igor?
R.J.: Sure! Igor, do you know if it has an OCS or ECS chipset? …
Bob: A big round of applause to Fred and Jane for setting up that XZ back door! Boy that got us so much intel!
A round of polite clapping.
Bob: What’s your status, Igor?
Igor: Bah, my target is running web server on MS-DOS. I finally managed to hand craft 16 bit 8086 machine code exploit last night (mind you during Hacker News Hug of Death) and gain remote access to A: drive but it turns out secrets are actually hosted on Amiga 2000 on private LAN which I can ping but I don’t know 68k.
Bob: Fortunately we’re a state sponsored hacking organization so we have considerable resources. R.J., do you think you can help Igor?
R.J.: Sure! Igor, do you know if it has an OCS or ECS chipset? …