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I can’t wait for the day I can strap on my Apple® Vision Pro® 9 with OpenAI® integration and spend all my time interfacing (wink) with my virtual girlfriend. Sure my unlit 3 by 3 meter LifePod® is a little cramped and my arm itches from the Soylent® IV drip, but I’ll save so much time by not having to go outside and interact with legacy humans!


Strap it on? Haven't you heard? The vison pro 9 will be a chip grown on your retina.


Vision pro 10 will be interfacing with your brain using your life simulation for it's own computations. Wait what?


Elon Musk says hi.


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That sounds like a nightmare! You have to buy so many products, you have to keep them charged and you re still missing on so much. You should instead get the Neuralink plug-in pod with builtin feeding tube and catheter


Apple doesn't allow "wink" in apps so no, this will not be happening on an Apple Vision Pro




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