If there is no yellow handkerchief, it might be that we just forgot. In which case, please pitch a tent outside for the following 14 business days, not counting Wednesdays in odd number weeks. Furthermore, please get up before the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pastures, as on certain days (we won’t tell you which), the handkerchiefs may be put up before this time but then promptly taken down again at such time. Thank you for your cooperation, and we look forward to working with you if and when it turns out that you have had the great privilege of getting to be employed by us. We reserve the right to let you go at any moment with or without notice, even when that moment comes before the moment at which you have been notified of employment.