We Pragmaticists (some would say "abject pragmaticists") advocate for a compromise solution between Zeroastrians and Unitarians by taking h=½ as the fundamental constant. It satisfies several interesting identities involving other constants, like i^i=e^(-hπ), ∫e^(x^(1/h))dx=π^h, ∑n^(-1/h)=hπ^(1/h)/3, the celebrated inequality (a+b)h≥(ab)^h or the curious fact that 1/h is the smallest prime number.