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No, you don't understand. I'm the greatest programmer in the world because I program only in raw bitstreams that I hotwire into the uop decoder. So what if it takes five years to get the machine up and running before I start my first task and everything only works on my machine? My (former) boss is just an imbecile who doesn't understand the first thing about true programming.



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