"The web is too complex! All these web frameworks are too complicated!"
"Okay, what do you suggest instead?"
"I'd just use [completely unmaintainable technology from the 90s that is no longer supported by its vendor]"
"Okay, how would you approach [basic feature of the web framework]?"
"Stop moving the goalposts!"
Come on, you could at least come up with some hand-waving about cache headers and CDNs.
