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Alternative non-paywalled source: https://apnews.com/article/silicon-valley-bank-bailout-yelle...

"WILMINGTON, Del. (AP) — Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen said Sunday that the federal government would not bail out Silicon Valley Bank, but is working to help depositors who are concerned about their money. ... "




> but is working to help depositors who are concerned about their money.

by providing emotional support, therapy, free adderall and opportunity to buy some long term government bonds at a discount...


> but is working to help depositors who are concerned about their money.

Which is ... everybody?


They should have used an em-dash.

"working to help depositors--who are concerned about their money."




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