Obviously when you want to scale things up, specially to webscale you want mongodb but I rather like the approach of bootstrapping the minimum viable product and then actually using it in order to design the rest.
The world would be a much better place if that was the case.
Perhaps OP should try piping their code to /dev/null, which is fast in web scale. Does this editor support sharding? Shards are the secret ingredient in the web scale sauce. They just work.
> What is about coffee in your actual nostrils that wakes you up more than the full cup itself?
Not the person you're replying to, but as a food and beverage expert, I'm confident most beverages will yield more powerful emotional and physical responses and quicker absorbtion of many chemical components when taken nasally.
The world would be a much better place if that was the case.