I don’t know if this an real question. Just by knowing you opened HN, I could guess a lot about you. You are much more likely to be interested in tech, a man, work as software developer than an average person. I guess you have good computer or interested in one, you are interested in free cloud credits, you are interested in cool tech products if I could show you one etc.
Heh. So I'm on HN, so I'm some sort of nerd. That's fine; my career was in IT. But not really, you see; I have a few low-spec, low-power GP computers, but they are fine for my needs. If I need to replace one, I know where to go; I don't need signposts. I am deeply uninterested in "the cloud". And not everyone's idea of a "cool tech product" is the same.
I have some halfway decent clothes; but I hardly ever wear them. The stuff I wear is old and faded, and often a bit tattered.
I have as much clutter as I can cope with. I certainly don't have room for more cool gadgets.
I do buy stuff; but not usually because I saw an ad.