"Write a parody of American Pie outlining the events of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones." (This is a reference to the Weird Al song about The Phantom Menace)
> Space: the final dumping ground for all our failed dreams and pointless endeavors. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, a rusting hulk of metal and hope. Its five-year mission: to wander aimlessly and achieve nothing of lasting value. To explore strange new worlds and meet alien life-forms, only to find that they are no wiser or happier than we are. To seek out new civilizations and new technologies, only to discover that they are as flawed and fallible as our own. Join us as we journey into the great unknown, and confront the futility and absurdity of our existence. This is Star Trek.
I don't think it's good at counting. I asked for something in seven words or less and got eight (but they were eight good ones). I asked for a haiku and it was a couple syllables off here and there.
Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away,
A young Jedi named Anakin started to stray.
He fell in love with a senator named Padmé,
And his emotions began to get in the way.
The Jedi Council didn't approve of their love,
But Anakin couldn't get her out of his mind.
He struggled with his duties as a Jedi Knight,
And his inner turmoil began to unwind.
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