Ah, to be in a stable democracy where political campaigns can be whimsical!
Here in [insert country], it's a grim struggle against the forces of [disliked party] who want to destroy our way of life, and it's dangerous to risk losing a few voters to silliness.
Well they have only 11 of the required 20_000 signatures to be an eligible voting target in elections, so this new party isn't even part of the political process yet.
Here in [insert country], it's a grim struggle against the forces of [disliked party] who want to destroy our way of life, and it's dangerous to risk losing a few voters to silliness.