> Bitch doesn't work.

At first I interpreted that entire sentence as slang for, "The font doesn't work."

I guess that's another limitation of that approach: multiple parsings of the same sentence.

You might be referring to a female canine.

I used to have a friend who would get offended when I referred to my dog as “my little bitch” and it’s not like I spare the profanities during everyday speech or anything.

because bitch could mean female dog