Believe me when I say that I wasn't "sealioning". I hadn't even heard of the word until today, which tells me you're either younger than I am, know the word, and look for opportunities to use it, or you're overly emotionally invested in what others have to say (hence the "touch grass"), or maybe you genuinely believed that to be the case.
FWIW, I hope your day turns out good too (saw the comment before the edit). I don't go looking for confrontations, far from it. I'm sure we'd get along, after all, we're on the same site looking at the same content.