I was just a teenager around this time, in middle school or perhaps high school, and still in the early stages of programming (after moving on from the Commodore 64 and 6502 assembly), but -- even three decades later -- it's nice to finally have an answer to that one particular question that was asked so often and by so many all throughout those years:

> Just WTF were those Microsoft guys smoking when they designed this shit?

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