If you have a 3rd trigger where the gun turns on the user it would be fairly safe.

the problem is that sometimes that gun looks like a taser.

I will then write a script calls your script with the PRNG of my choice: PRNG1 always returns "trigger 2", and PRNG2 always returns "trigger 1". This detail will be documented in Confluence.

Considering American police can't even seem to get it right when they have two distinct firearms, and are trained to holster them on specific sides so they know what they are grabbing - and still manage to f*ck it up....this might be an improvement.