I like the faux-2D diagrams that are in reality one dimensional. Inventive to label the Y-axis "stuff" and give it a recognizable curve to make the post seem scentific.
(Don't know how to rewrite the above to remove the traces of sarcasm. It's just an observation, I'm not trying to depreciate the OP)
After reflecting on this with a colleague I realized I was wrong. The OP has a thought-out reasoning around the choice of distribution of "stuff" as well.
(Don't know how to rewrite the above to remove the traces of sarcasm. It's just an observation, I'm not trying to depreciate the OP)