A fake subpoena is not a home invasion. It's not like seconds matter.

coospep · on March 29, 2022

Until you get in trouble for not complying with a real one.

Worst case scenario is probably a horrible PR disaster after a child dies because you couldn’t process a real request fast enough.

And we’re not talking about seconds, but easily days or weeks.

BolexNOLA · on March 29, 2022

You think this is something someone can't figure out in a matter of weeks?

coospep · on March 29, 2022

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dang · on March 30, 2022

We've banned this account for breaking the site guidelines.

If you don't want to be banned, you're welcome to email hn@ycombinator.com and give us reason to believe that you'll follow the rules in the future. They're here: https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html.

BolexNOLA · on March 29, 2022

>Sorry, but this isn’t your first comment demonstrating severe struggles with reading comprehension.

This isn't reddit, you can't talk to people like that here. I'm not engaging this further.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

dang · on March 30, 2022

Would you please stop perpetuating flamewars on HN and also please stop using HN primarily for political/ideological battle? We ban accounts that do those things because they destroy what the site is supposed to be for.

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