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Journalist: records from 9 feet away

Police: Stop recording me.

Journalist: I'm more than 8 feet away, I have the right to record.

Police: You're 7 feet away. Last warning.

Journalist: is still 9 feet away so keeps recording

Police: Arrests journalist, confiscates recording

District attorney: Reviews footage, sees that the journalist was more than 8 feet away, drops charges

Journalist: sues for wrongful arrest

Court: Being able to count distance accurately is not a job requirement for a police officer. Wrongful arrest claim denied

Journalist: files claim for return of recording

Police department: We are unable to find this recording. (Or, alternatively, they wipe the media before returning it.)



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