They really can't though. Asics are designed to do the SHA2(SHA2()) function over and over again. A private key is any number between 1 and 2^256 power. An ASIC arguably couldn't even perform the operations to query the Bitcoin blockchain and see how many unspent UTXO's the private key's corresponding public key controls.
Astronomical. You could convert every computer into existence into hunting for used private keys, and run them for the lifetime of the universe, and you’d be unlikely to find even one used key.
Quantum computers can be used to crack public keys for a bitcoin account yes, but an addresses public keys are only published when a transaction is made
Best practice for secure bitcoin accounts is to always send the entire balance when making a transaction, and have the "change" go back to a new address
Well, theoretically, instantly. But that’s kind of like asking what if I had this potion that instantly cured every disease known to man and then some, what would happen. What sort of quantum computer are you talking about? How many qubits?
BTC addresses that have never sent BTC are not vulnerable to quantum computers as the public key is only sent when a transaction is made. The address you send to is a hash of the public key and irreversible even with quantum computers
How do the units work there? The dimensions would be time^(1/2)... That isn't a physical time.
It's it the number of operations which is the square root? (Presumably the different types of computer don't take the same amount of time per operation)
Technically miners could start mining by trying to guess private keys, but there's no reason to because the expected value is so so much worse.