My profile used to just say "Im a really bad engineer working with technology a, b and c. Also I steal"

I don't think anybody cared about it and I always thought it was funny as shit

Until one day a recruiter specifically called it out. His subject was "looking for really really bad engineer"

Hey, we're looking for to hire someone who does technology A, who also had a penchant for larceny. Interested?

That made me lmao and really respect the tenacity of that recruiter