Your prediction of it being called Apple Undercover is significantly more 80’s though. And I like it.
So much so that I would accept Apple using something other than Helvetica this one time for a Miami Vice typeface and a Michael Knight and Kitt intro at WWDC.
I cannot stress enough that Hasselhoff needs to stay in character the entire time or the whole concept doesn’t work.
Hasselhoff drifts on to stage in KITT, jumps out, and tackles Tim Cook. They then get up, shake, laugh, and take turns explaining how iCloud+ VPN makes it look like everything you do online comes from Apple.
So much so that I would accept Apple using something other than Helvetica this one time for a Miami Vice typeface and a Michael Knight and Kitt intro at WWDC.
I cannot stress enough that Hasselhoff needs to stay in character the entire time or the whole concept doesn’t work.