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"Darkness. The new standard from Microsoft!"

TBH, this line is more likely to said by Apple these days.



There will be significant difference in marketing and pricing.

Hello, and welcome back. I am really excited for today and the news we have to share with you. I present to you the incredibly capable and affordable iDarkness.

iDarkness - the most magical way to live and be environmentally friendly at the same time. Starting at only $999. Lightbulb not included.

iDarkness Air Max - live free from light with a maximum air around you. True liberating way to live without any fear. Just breathe and smile. Only $3599. Lightbulb not included.

iDarkness Air Max Pro. Be a professional at any time and place. Don't think at all. Just scream. Siri will think for you and automatically subscribe to all iServices. iDarkness Air Max Pro is the future of personal Darkness reimagined. Starting from $9999. Telemetry included free of charge.




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