WARNING! We use your personal data to improve your experience using Google products. We believe this will lead you using the service more often and, in doing so, see more ads which we profit from.
Hah as if it did improve the service compared to listening to basic product feedback. YouTube recommendations alone seem to cause people to lose hair, and that’s not even touching ads.
But what am I talking about! Google KNOWS scale, I’m sure it’ll come together eventually.
... and to help funnel investments into promising web properties giving us an insurmountable competitive edge in search. While we could use this as an unfair advantage in any takeover talk, we have a motto and a friendly logo which clearly signal our benign intentions.
Side note, we are spinning out Google into a separate entity, because we are growing so big. The new conglomerate is called Alphabet. It's just a silly accounting action, nothing to see here.
WARNING! We use your personal data to improve your experience using Google products. We believe this will lead you using the service more often and, in doing so, see more ads which we profit from.