Gee, maybe this is a thing that should be part of what a restaurant does, with costs baked into their operating budget!

Nah, I’m sure there’s enough money in this for it to be worth an entire publicly-traded corporation with stockholders to keep happy and immense amounts of VC to pay back.

Oh, no, they can’t? Well. Bye, I guess. Good luck collapsing the company behind you to avoid being on the hook for all that VC you blew through, guys! Enjoy your market correction.