2020 is turning out to be pretty terrible guys.
Apparently I've been using S-Q-L-ite, not S-Q-Lite.
All these years I've been using "Engine-X", not "en-jinx", and didn't know it.. https://www.nginx.com/resources/wiki/community/faq/
There's a certain irony in getting the name of a debugging tool wrong.
2020 is turning out to be pretty terrible guys.