Yep: Direct thought transfer protocol, and people will just assume, that you are OK with them dumping their brain load full of irrelevancies and distractions into yours, unable to form a coherent thought and making an appointment, "because everyone is on TTP" (they wont know what TTP stands for though), so you are supposed to be too! And we will be "outdated", for using chat applications. "It's soooo slow!"