Or the old 'expertsexchange.'

or penisland.net. I'm afraid to look it up at work but as of a few years ago, it's still active.

It's still there. The "Pen Island" pen company. God damn.

I love how the banner tries to undo the confusion: PENislandPENS.

Their logos are pretty great too.

"Your pen is

Our business!"

"Q: Can I provide my own wood? A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections."

I don't know how to interpret this now.

Would you really want your sex change done by someone who's not an expert?

It certainly beats a kidsexchange (which was some kind of daycare website back in the day, if memory serves).