Maybe they could just update the safety messages. "Remember to keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road" is too bland.

How about, "I'm doing my best, but I still might swerve into a concrete barrier any second..."?

Or, "I wonder what would happen if a deer jumped into the road right now"?

Maybe "Don't tell me the odds"? "Was that your left or my left?" I dunno, help me out here.