It's sad/funny that some big companies adopt AMP in their products even faster than Google themselves.

Big companies care about how they appear on search results pages, google doesn’t.

Google: Look at me. I am the result page.

Is this satire, or...?

It's just humour. AMP is obviously trash unless you're a Google shill, and this project isn't exactly productive. But at the same time I do honestly believe the world would be better off if AMP developers resigned themselves to building useless stuff like this instead of AMP.