I too dislike amp, but I don't see this as cloudflare's fault. If anything they're offering a competitor to google who we typically criticize for creating and abusing amp.

I agree. And considering many of Google's competitors, like Microsoft, have had to support AMP as well, I recognize that AMP support is an unfortunate necessity in dealing in a world where it exists.

Hence the ;) face, it's meant as a friendly jab, not a critical accusation. jgrahamc is awesome.