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		Baeocystin on March 7, 2019 \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Chickens Are Bullies – Can Their Behavior Teach Us... I am now picturing some Lovecraftian Ritual, purple tendrils of evil snaking into a white goose, turning its head black with hate, its body singed from the hellfire, while the human contingent of Canada suddenly feels the urge to be friendly and apologise for something.

kevin_thibedeau on March 7, 2019 [–]

We appease them by making sure they have a plentiful food supply of well manicured grass.

elefanten on March 8, 2019 | [–]

A ritual they seal by promptly shitting all over it

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