I've tried something similar but found it way too painful if the comments need to be long...
# Never enable this config, because if you do the space-time
# continuum will collapse into itself and the cloud servers
# will disappear in a puff of steam. However, if you really
# must enable it, remember that it's boolean and go read
# TICKET-8675309 for the extensive list of side effects.
TurboFactorRenoberation = false
Almost all applications evolve their config files into unique DSLs over time. They may choose a generic serialization for the DSL's AST but it will end up being an underspecified application specific DSL regardless.