The final summary and diagnosis section was the most
entertaining part, which read: “primary diagnosis:
none.” Seriously, are you kidding me? No diagnosis?
This is the future; technology will seal the fate of
our profession as one entirely devoid of the need for
any cognitive skills. This earth-shattering conclusion
after sixteen (16!) pages of documentation was utterly
astonishing. Despite the considerable time and effort
invested asking a febrile five-year-old whether he was
married or having consensual sexual intercourse in his
spare time, little to nothing was provided in regard to
healthcare.