It was in jest, a serious answer would have been to use Erlang, which I think is 'hot' new tech (for those that don't know how old it really is, it's 'new' to them so it must be new to everybody) and a suitable replacement because of the design rather than j2ee.

I imagined reading that aloud in thick Swedish accent to get in the mood for how serious Erlang is :) (just joking: I'm refering to the famous Erlang demo video)