> pull water out of our ass

Feasible, but out of thin air is easier and less disturbing. Places in Arizona seem to have around 40 or 50% average air humidity.

And air conditioners are good at getting water out of air.

Frankly, I had no idea the humidity was that high in Arizona! Color me impressed.

In Arizona?

You pump the water from the sea. With free energy. I’m not the first to point this out. There are pages on it. Please google it.