Hey, I can talk like that too.

  A mental construct has occurred to my consciousness
  subsequent to the exposure of said mind to myriad
  graphological artifacts (GE's) conjecting observations
  that are encapsulated in a word structure (WS) of such
  syllabic cornucopia that the reliable transmission of
  said observation to the recipients takes on a high
  degree of uncertainty.

Now it's your fault if you don't understand it.