> If we are all made in his image, a bit of him must have been gay, trans, fluid, etc. etc.

> Or is this not how it works?

I think that the orthodox position would be that man was meant to be in God's image & likeness, but the Fall has warped the world and imperfections have crept in. Kinda like if I took a photograph of you, and then some random person came by and drew on a moustache.