This is probably the least elaborate way to prove that I'm not totally clueless: https://defuse.ca/b/XCZtnL6Ix2F4ZuuLocy6pi

That's a (easily verifiable) sample of the DB that was taken during the latest bitcointalk hack, it is not publicly available on the internet.

OK that's fair enough, and no offense intended. If I see someone with <10K karma, no name or link in their profile, and I don't recognise the handle, then I take everything they say with a pinch of salt.